I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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