The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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