PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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