think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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