He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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