you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
