went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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