Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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