NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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