yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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