I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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