We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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