yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We're too hungover to prance.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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