He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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