I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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