ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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