Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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