I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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