in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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