so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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