he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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