I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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