Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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