with your own penis?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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