Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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