Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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