"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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