all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just found a bag of teeth...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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