Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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