i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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