The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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