have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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