Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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