Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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