I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
time to smoke my breakfast
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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