he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Randomize