Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I need help removing her.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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