Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Terrible idea I love it
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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