I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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