Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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