Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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