when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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