He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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