Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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