I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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