Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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