I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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