R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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