I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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