And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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