nut hugger
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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