so that wasnt chicken after all
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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