Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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