no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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