he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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