I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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